two cents (humility)

daily lesson in humilty:

5) getting the first look at yourself in the morning, right before you brush your teeth... finishing brushing your teeth and realizing that nothing's changed.

4) getting stark naked and catching a glance at all your glory from the corner of your eye before you step into the shower.

3) catching another glance as you quickly grab your towel after the shower.

2) having a satisfying dong and standing up to realize that you still have to wipe.

1) knowing that you'll have to do the same thing tomorrow and there's nothing you can do about it.