body oddities...
my sinus must be in tip top shape because my nose won't stop running.
i must have sucked on my toes as a fetus cause i have lollipop toes... or it might be the residual fat left over from my rotund adolescence.
i have insane muscle control. i can lift the weight of two roommates with the flex of my buttocks; right or left, you pick.
my eyes are quite small, but i've survived 25 years without the aid of glasses or contact lens.
i indeed have freckles. it's not dirt, acne scars, moles, but freckles. and yes, i've heard the one about connect the dots la la la la.
my stomach makes splashing sounds like the sea when i drink too much water.
i've popped a huge zit in my ear which resulted in another zit a bit deeper in the ear canal.
when i don't get enough sleep, i get this bubble under my tongue in the exaxct same place.
even with all this, i pale in comparison to the cousin who could fart on command.
i must have sucked on my toes as a fetus cause i have lollipop toes... or it might be the residual fat left over from my rotund adolescence.
i have insane muscle control. i can lift the weight of two roommates with the flex of my buttocks; right or left, you pick.
my eyes are quite small, but i've survived 25 years without the aid of glasses or contact lens.
i indeed have freckles. it's not dirt, acne scars, moles, but freckles. and yes, i've heard the one about connect the dots la la la la.
my stomach makes splashing sounds like the sea when i drink too much water.
i've popped a huge zit in my ear which resulted in another zit a bit deeper in the ear canal.
when i don't get enough sleep, i get this bubble under my tongue in the exaxct same place.
even with all this, i pale in comparison to the cousin who could fart on command.
posted by chongo1201 at 8:53 AM
1 Comments:
hi john! i don't know why but it never occurred to me to check your blogspot! i just thought you never posted, since your xanga is blank. anyways...i enjoyed having lunch with y'all too! I was just telling my sister on the phone that I like hanging out with you and allen! o yes, and i just saw my new name...manniesocks...haha~
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