Cure for the Common Boredom
Bored are you?
Got nothing to do?
Same old thing got you down?
Need something new and exciting?
This is a problem that plagues every weekend (if you work) or nearly every day (if you don't work, but go get a job first!). After a few decades of life and without a social d'ebutante's budget to spend, everybody runs out of options. Don't sit on your butt and watch how other people are spending their free time. Get yourself out there and live damn it!
So here's your chance! Round up a few buddies, those you wouldn't be embarassed in front of, follow my easy step plan and let the hilarity ensue. You'll have the best time of your life.
Got nothing to do?
Same old thing got you down?
Need something new and exciting?
This is a problem that plagues every weekend (if you work) or nearly every day (if you don't work, but go get a job first!). After a few decades of life and without a social d'ebutante's budget to spend, everybody runs out of options. Don't sit on your butt and watch how other people are spending their free time. Get yourself out there and live damn it!
So here's your chance! Round up a few buddies, those you wouldn't be embarassed in front of, follow my easy step plan and let the hilarity ensue. You'll have the best time of your life.
- Go to Monster-Sushi where the green tea is endless and their rolls are as thick as your arm.
- Impress the waitress w/ comedy as you pelt her w/ horrible korean, broken konglish, busan sah-too-lee and perfect korean to compare the rest to. You'll get a great laugh as she calls out the only single guy from the group and free salmon service.
- Try to convince the single guy that the waitress was interested and to invite her to a korean drinking place after work even though her eyes say she's 30, her wrinkles say 40, her personality 20, but her lips say ready.
- Find the nearest minature golf park and order a round of golf for everybody without looking ambiguously gay.
- But split some spirit (Christian Brothers Brandy for $9.99 at your nearest Safeway, I kid you not... it's called Christian Brothers!!!) before the first putt.
- Watch one buddy stumble and putt his way to a 74 (again... this is minature golf), hear one buddy curse obscenities at the ball, the hole, his putter, at life, at the windmill, at God Almighty, at the kids walking by and keep one buddy awake in between putts.
- Tally up the scores... 52, 58, 58, and damn man... 74!
- Bathroom break before the long drive back.
- Scare the cho~los throwing gang signs on your way to the freeway.
- Make another appointment for another Christian Brothers weekend. Next time w/ heavy round balls and pins.
posted by chongo1201 at 9:15 AM
5 Comments:
our worlds have collided once again... i met Dbl-D earlier this summer playing vball and saw him last night. so strange to think at one time in his life he's been influenced by the Chongo!
oh man. why is he holding hands with her and riding the animals?! it's funny to see the progression of all the pics as you taste more and more... nice.
hahaha!!! Lord knows why he was doing that. He's going to kill me, but it's okay cause he's hundreds of miles away. So very gay... I'm so glad I wasn't there.
When you posting Africa pics?
i'll send u a link soon to a picture blog....give me a week. i have hundreds to sift thru and a retreat this weekend. but i can't wait to share :)
Memories...ah yes!
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